ROYALTEEN PRINCESS MARGRETHE
Ingrid?
You need to wait here.
-I have her bag. -There's a waiting room.
We'll take her to OR three.
-How is the princess doing? -Very well.
Do you have the test results?
Yes.
In addition to alcohol, we've found benzodiazepine and cocaine,
but there are no signs of organ damage, so--
Cocaine?
Yes, and benzodiazepine.
You can find it in tranquilizers,
such as Sobril.
We recommend that you keep the princess under psychiatric supervision.
No, thank you.
That won't be necessary.
We can speak more later.
What were you thinking?
I don't know.
Do you realize what sort of consequences this will have?
If it gets out.
Not only for you.
For everyone. For the whole family.
Never do this again.
Do you understand?
-Do you understand? -Yes.
Good.
Margrethe.
Margrethe… Try not to stress out. People have probably forgotten about it.
Kalle. Stop it. I don't need a pep talk.
-It's fine. -Whatever. Yeah. Sorry.
-So you're not stressed out? -Actually, no.
-Hey. -Hiya.
Hey.
-Hey.
-How are you? -Fine.
Did those test results come back, or…
Or did they find out…
Sorry, I'll… I'm not gonna pry.
Good.
MARGRETHE WAS PICKED UP IN AN AMBULANCE!!!
ANYONE KNOW WHY?
HEARD SHE FREAKED OUT…
SHE WAS WASTED, HAD TO GET HER STOMACH PUMPED.
RELIABLE SOURCE SAYS SHE WAS DEHYDRATED.
DEHYDRATED? WTF? SHE DRANK SO MUCH!
MISS PERFECT IS IN TROUBLE…
WHAT A FUCKED UP ROYAL FAMILY
ROLE MODEL, OR WHAT?
TOO BAD SHE DIDN'T DIE!!!
GET A GRIP! I FEEL SORRY FOR HER!!
Margrethe! Hey!
-Hey. -Oh… Finally.
-Hiya. -Hey!
Good to see you.
-You too. -You got drunk.
I got pretty drunk.
Pretty dramatic exit with flashing lights…
But I should…
Yeah, me too…
Talk to you later.
-What did he want? -Nothing.
Hey.
Hey. You must be sick of people asking how you're doing.
But…
How are you doing?
Dork.
I thought you were gonna die.
Hey…
Don't start crying now. Be a man.
You be a man.
-Uh… Hey? -Yeah?
I was just wondering if you could tell me what happened…
I…
I don't remember.
Nothing happened. But… Or…
No. Nothing happened. It's okay.
-Are you totally sure? -Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Alexander?
As in prince Alexander of Denmark?
-That Alexander? -Yeah.
Is he into you?
He's not "into" me. He's just being nice.
-Yeah! I think so too! -Yeah?
-Winky face and red heart? -Yeah.
"Would be nice to see you soon."
That is the worst Danish I have ever heard.
Okay, sorry. I'm not good at Danish.
Red heart means that he's into you.
…each other, and then… Yeah.
I think it's really nice. They suit each other. Complement each other…
-Hey, Jens! -Hey, Jens.
Hey. Did you have a nice day?
-Good. -Margrethe has a new squeeze.
-Stop it. -That's nice.
No, it's not.
Is he handsome? Or is it she? They?
-He. -It's Prince Alexander of Denmark.
-Oh, ho. -Uh-huh.
Ingrid is exaggerating. He's just sent me a text.
-It was a very nice text, though. -Yeah, it was very nice.
Have you guys seen the new beach photos of Alexander, by the way?
He's pretty symmetrical.
No, I don't look at paparazzi photos, I'm afraid.
-I'm just gonna… -Yeah.
-I'm coming. -Yeah.
Please…
It hurts my eyes.
It's four o'clock, Mom.
I was thinking…
The hospital opening tomorrow.
Do I have to go?
Margrethe…
I know.
It's weird if I don't go.
It's not up for discussion.
It was decided a long time ago.
You just have to do it.
You're the strongest of us all.
Margrethe?
Yeah?
Close the door behind you.
It says, "Find the number A," but "A" is not a goddamn number.
It's a letter.
How is she?
As she usually is.
Hey…
It'll be okay.
And what if it won't?
Then it'll go to hell.
That's deep.
You should start doing one of those
motivational talks,
since you are so inspiring and motivating.
I need something to fall back on when I flunk math
and fail high school, so…
Stop it. You won't.
I promise.
Which task was it?
Seven something.
How does the princess feel being back at the hospital where she was admitted?
I'm incredibly grateful for all the help I got, and… yeah.
I respect the Norwegian health care system a whole lot.
-Thank you. -Thank you.
Can the princess provide some more details about why she was admitted?
The royal family will not answer any personal questions today.
-Welcome. -Thank you.
This is our new department. We'll expand at a later date.
Right.
…benzodiazepine and cocaine…
Never do this again.
Margrethe?
Are you okay?
-Your Majesty? -Yes.
Thanks.
Stop it!
-Great. -Stop it.
-Are you ready for a surprise party? -Yeah!
Look what I bought.
Nice!
She'll be so pleased. Do you want one?
Let me see. Maybe that one.
-Hmm? -No, thank you.
-Did you take two? Yes! -Got two. Do you want one?
Hello!
-Hey, babe. -Hey.
-There you go. -Thanks.
-Hey, Lena! -Thanks.
You need to hold it like this.
Relax.
If you're going to be queen one day, you need to think about that.
Guys, she's coming. Get into position.
Surprise!
-Are you done dancing already? -Yeah, I…
I'm just scared.
Or… Yeah.
No, no. I get it. But are you good?
-Yeah, I'm good. -Good.
Are you good?
-Yeah, I'm really good. -Yeah? That's good.
So, yeah.
-What? -Confetti in your hair.
-Confetti, you say. -Yeah.
-Do you have any? -Yeah, can you take a look?
You have one, actually.
-Do I? -Mm-hm.
It's a proper bird's nest up there.
There. Much better.
Perfect.
-What about me? Done? -You've got one more.
Yeah!
-Sorry. I just thought that… -No, I…
-I must have misunderstood. -Hey, DJ Arnie!
You have to put on the song.
It's not finished.
It's practically finished, though. It doesn't matter.
Good to see you. Are you okay? Fuck, you look great.
-Hello! -Guys, we're just… We'll be back.
-Hey there! -Hey, hey.
-You can walk on the catwalk. -I'll walk the catwalk for you.
-I've done it before. -Have you?
-You're a model. -I know what I'm doing.
-Okay, are you ready? -Yeah, I'm ready.
Oh, yeah!
Wait. Wait.
What a mystery. Someone put a bag of white powder here.
-Are you kidding? -I need to smell it, just to check…
Check what it is. Just to be sure.
I think it's a good idea. Just…
to be absolutely sure. Let's see here.
-I took a big sniff, so… -Can I have some?
-…everything flew up my nose. -Can I have it?
Yeah, you can. I didn't know it was your cup of cocaine.
What do you feel now?
I'm utterly and completely miserable, but I feel amazing.
Yes, she's miserable, but she's feeling fantastic. Back to the studio.
You're not who I thought you were. Not at all.
Who did you think I was?
I thought you were more
smile and wave.
-Smile and wave? -Yeah.
-It's a mask, Gustav. -Is it a mask? Okay.
-What do you mean? -I can put it on anytime.
-Okay. -Shall I show you?
-Yeah, show me. -Do I have to?
Yeah.
-What? Is it on? Oh, yeah. -No. One sec.
I am incredibly grateful to be able to stand before
the one and only Gustav Heger here today.
Tonight, at the beautiful ball, where everything went to hell.
-And… -Wow!
I'm just fake and gross…
No, you're fucking hot. That's what you are.
You're so fucking hot.
-Do you mean that? -Yeah, I mean that.
-Crazy hot. -You're not so bad yourself.
-I'm not so bad? I see. -No.
The video.
-You have to delete it. -I'll do it later.
You have to delete it now.
-Where is your phone? -I can do it myself.
Very romantic.
What's wrong with me wanting to delete it?
No, it's just… Yeah.
What are you doing?
-Trying to delete-- -What are you doing?
-Give me my phone back! -What the hell?
You can't do that!
What the hell?
Shit!
Let me have a look.
What do you expect?
Go.
Just say the word.
-Hey, you. -Hey.
-Hey, cheers. -Cheers.
-Yeah, cheers. All good? -Yeah. Are you good? Having fun?
-It's nice. So… -Yeah. Great.
You know that video?
-From the dance. -Oh, yeah.
I was wondering if you had deleted it, or…
Oh, yeah. No… Yeah.
-Yeah? -I've deleted it. So, yeah.
-Yeah? -Yeah.
You've deleted it?
-Yeah, I've deleted it. -Okay.
-Is that why you came? -Yes!
Yeah, okay.
-Yeah. -That's amazing.
-Yeah, but… -Thank you.
I have deleted it. But then there's all that…
The cloud and… I have many different devices.
What do you mean?
I'm thinking that if you came by one day,
we could have a look together.
Those things are a bit tricky.
So if you just came by, that would be great.
So that we're sure that it's gone.
Yeah?
I think you owe me a new phone, too.
So…
Yeah.
Just do that…
Don't call me, I don't have a working phone. Just ring the doorbell.
No.
TO GUSTAV
DELETE THE VIDEO FROM THE DANCE, YOU FUCKING PSYCHOPATH
No, you'll drop me!
You'll drop me, you'll drop me!
Cut it out!
-Total control. -You don't have control!
-You don't. -I do, too.
Thanks.
Good morning.
Morning.
I thought we agreed that
Sundays are for family?
What family are you talking about?
The party yesterday was nice.
Very.
It was.
Did you see that Fanny went home with Arnie?
-No. Where? Those two? -Yeah! Yeah. Yeah.
I would never have thought.
What do you think, Margrethe?
No, I…
I think it would be nice.
-If we had another couple in the crew. -Yeah.
It would.
We have received a request from the Danish royal family.
They would like to celebrate Easter close to home.
-Shouldn't Mom be here? -Yeah, but she needed some rest.
Right. They would like to visit you at your cabin in Norway.
Prince Alexander loves Norwegian nature.
I thought it was a great idea.
Yeah!
Mom loves to hang out with Louise, and we love
to hang out with… them.
Why not kill two birds with one stone, get some fresh air
and do something nice for Mom?
-I guess, and-- -Yes!
How lovely.
Then we'll do that.
-Wonderful! -Great.
Good meeting.
Lovely. Remember, alpine boots for Kalle.
It's very important. And Margrethe needs a new helmet.
I'm thinking a lot about you too.
Yes. Yeah, hold on.
Yes, you're ready, I see, I'll be right behind you, so,
have a nice trip.
Enjoy!
Have a nice trip.
-The queen looks lovely. -Thank you.
The queen and I will take the Volvo, and Kalle and Margrethe will take…
You have to ski with me.
Yeah, but if Lena doesn't want to, I can't really…
Is it that you don't dare? Or…
-That I don't dare? -Yeah.
Kalle, do you know who Dad was going to meet?
You have to hear this. Turn on Bluetooth.
Just listen, okay?
No!
-Is that Arnie? -That's DJ Arnie!
Are you serious?
Sofia?
-Hey! -Karl Johan?
-Here we are! -How lovely!
Hey!
-Hey! -Hey.
What a nice place. We're so happy to be here.
-Alexander is… -He's out on the terrace.
-You know what I've got for you? -No?
-No, I don't. -I have a little surprise for you.
-Surprise? -Yeah.
It's so nice and soft, isn't it?
Yeah, it… it's really lovely.
-Good to see you! -Hey, Alexander.
It's been so long!
Good to see you. Long time.
You look comfortable.
I couldn't have felt better. I'm enjoying the Norwegian landscape.
It's a big difference from where you're from, Denmark.
-Just a bit. It's a little flat. -Yeah, it's a bit flat.
Have you just arrived?
Hmm?
Have you just arrived?
Yeah, we've just arrived. Indeed. Great Norwegian.
-It'll be perfect by the end of the week. -Right. Okay.
No, you're great.
Yeah, yeah, I told Christian
that I was great at--
-Yeah! -Great…
Great at skiing, to impress him.
-We had just met. -I was just as nervous.
I could barely ski before I saw that chair lift that took me all the way up.
At the top of the hill, my whole body starts to shake.
Sverre just flew downhill, like a real Norwegian.
-Yeah! -Oh my, I had completely forgotten that.
They're embarrassing me.
Yeah. No…
-No, thank you. -Alexander is vegetarian.
Yeah.
Somebody has to set an example.
-Oh… -Mom.
Kids today, huh?
-Anyway. -Very good.
Somehow, I get twisted into both Sofia's
and Christian's skis.
-Both of them? -Yeah.
I remember the moments after. We're laying there in a pile.
Skis and sticks poking out everywhere.
That was good vibes!
-Hello! -Hey.
There you are!
Finally made it. Hey, guys. Hi, Louise.
-I didn't think you were coming. -No.
Good to see you.
-Hey, you. -Good to see you.
-Likewise. How are you? -Good. You look great.
So do you.
I apologize for being late.
Don't worry. Were you out on one of your adventures, as usual?
One of your fishing trips. You're a busy man.
Yeah, you can say that again.
Should we do a toast?
-Absolutely. Cheers! -Cheers!
-Good to see… -Cheers.
-Same to you. So good. -Cheers.
-Welcome. So good to see you. -Cheers.
Good to see you.
Cheers.
Hello?
-Good morning. -Good morning!
-Did I wake you? -Hmm?
-Did I wake you? -Huh?
Did I wake you?
"Wake…" No. No, no. I've been awake… I've been awake for a while.
Perfect. I was wondering if you wanted to join me on the ski slopes today?
Yeah, I'll come with you. When were you thinking?
I don't know. In a little bit?
-In a little bit, sure. -Yeah.
-Give me five minutes… -Cool.
…to get ready.
-Yeah. -Perfect.
-See you outside. -Yep.
Bye.
-You look good. -Thanks.
Us royals have to stick together. There aren't that many left.
No, we haven't been handed an easy job, a simple job.
Everyone always assumes
that we have to be so perfect all the time, right?
It's hard.
Especially when the monarchy is so fragile today.
Imagine being the person that makes the house of cards fall.
Just one little scandal,
and hundreds of years of history… gone.
Poof!
Like that.
And imagine having that next to your name in the history books.
Forget about it.
There's the cloud, and… I have many devices.
What do you mean?
Those things are a bit tricky. But I have deleted it.
Yeah. I have many devices.
And imagine having that next to your name in the history books.
I am utterly and completely miserable, but I feel amazing.
Uhm… Margrethe?
Should I…? Are you okay? What's going on?
Hello? It'll be okay.
What's happening? Hello? Hello?
Come on. It'll be okay.
-Sit still. I can't. -Give me your hand.
Okay. Don't look down. Don't look down.
Look at me. Can you look at me?
No, I can't.
Can't you face me? Just a little bit. A little bit.
Thank you. A little bit. Okay. Just do as I say.
Do as I say. Have you ever breathed into a square?
No. Just imagine a square.
Just look at me.
Look at me. Yes. And imagine a square.
Okay, can you see your square? Take a deep, long breath.
Yes. In… and out.
Yes. Great. That's it.
You're good at breathing into a square.
It's helping.
Are you ready?
Are we skiing down that?
Yeah, come on.
Are you okay?
I'm okay!
That was on purpose.
Okay. Yeah.
Oh, I actually have something for you.
Really?
-Okay, close your eyes and do this. -Okay.
Open.
No way!
Very Norwegian.
-Have you had it before? -No, I haven't.
-There's a first time for everything. -Yeah.
Let's see…
-You know… Yeah, okay. Whoa. Yeah. -There you go.
-It's the best chocolate. -I agree.
Do you?
Are you feeling any better?
Yeah.
I have a fear of heights.
But I'm fine now. I'm super fine.
-I'm sorry about that. -No, don't apologize.
Does that happen a lot, or…?
Just when I'm up high… Yeah. Luckily.
I didn't mean your fear of heights,
but your anxiety and anxiety attacks.
I… Yeah…
I don't have anxiety.
Okay.
-I don't. -No, no. That's fine.
My mom has anxiety.
I'm not crying. It's just windy.
We're telling people she has ME.
But she has anxiety.
Crippling anxiety.
So that's why she isn't…
spending that much time with us anymore.
That must be…
That must be hard.
I can only imagine.
For you, but also
for her, too, naturally.
It is what it is.
Do you realize that we are 1,379 meters up in the air now?
I didn't get a word of that. But that's cool.
-Meters above sea level? How do you know? -I know everything.
-Oh, okay. Okay. -But don't tell anyone.
Isn't that… Kalle sitting over there?
It is.
Should we go to him?
Yeah, we…. I thought we were going to take another trip?
We can do it after.
We can go say hi first. What do you say?
Yeah, okay.
Come on.
-Come on! -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hello.
-Good to see you! -Likewise. Take a seat.
This is Prince Alexander of Denmark.
Nice to meet you all. Let me just get rid of this.
-Hi. Alexander. -Hi. Ingrid.
-Ingrid? -Yeah.
-Nice to meet you. -You too.
Can I have a beer? Thanks. Cheers!
-Cheers. -Cheers.
I talked to the DJ and sorted out some music.
-It's his song. -Is it his?
-It's hard to dance in ski boots. -Yeah!
Do you know where I can take a leak?
Yeah, it's… right in there.
Oh my God, oh my God!
You're so cute together.
-He's… totally perfect. -I know.
-He's so handsome in real life. -But listen.
Don't be all "Princess Don't Wanna", now.
-I'll do my best. -Yeah?
It was nice to meet your friends.
Where are we going after?
We're going to Ingrid's.
We can see what we wanna do after.
I think I'm gonna take a shower, and then we can go to Ingrid's together?
For sure.
-I'll see you in there. -Yep.
Fuck.
Okay, that…
What… are you doing?
I thought… Yeah.
If you…
If you… thought that the two of us…
I mean, your messages, and then the whole thing on the ski lift.
So… Yeah. But…
Um… Yeah.
Yep… Sorry.
-No… -Sorry. It's…
This is the stupidest thing I have ever done, actually.
It's…
-I'm sorry. -No. You don't need to apologize.
Margrethe, it…
Some of it is my fault, too.
I must have given you some,
some mixed signals…
Something. I don't know. But I didn't mean to.
Okay, Margrethe?
I…
Margrethe, you're like a little sister to me.
I see.
Okay, you know what, Margrethe? I have an idea.
Let's forget everything that happened here.
Margre…
Margrethe?
I just wanted to say that I'm going now.
I hope I'll see you there.
FROM INGRID HOW WAS…?
Fuck! Shit!
Fucking bitch!
Fuck!
You have five seconds left.
Red porridge with cream.
I think I've got it!
No, no, no! No!
-Margrethe, hey! -Hey.
What's up? Alexander said you went to bed.
-Yeah, we have to talk. In your room? -Okay.
-What's up? Did something happen? -Yes, something happened. It's your fault!
Huh? What are you talking about?
I mean that you've always said that he…
"You have to go for it, he's into you, he wants you."
"Don't be 'Princess Don't Wanna.'"
Sorry. I was just trying to help.
"Help?" Do you know how much that fucks with my head?
Can't you tell me what happened?
Of course!
Of course that's all you think about!
If I got laid! If I've fucked someone!
Had sex with them. Popped my goddamn cherry or whatever!
Is that what you think? That this is all I care about?
What else am I supposed to think?
That's all you ever fucking talk about.
Are you too stupid
to think about anything else?
Does everything just go in one ear and out the other?
Is that what it is? Because…
For fuck's sake, give me some space!
Give me some space! I can't breathe!
Yes, fine!
I'll give you some space.
FROM GUSTAV
I HEAR YOU'RE IN HEMSEDAL. I AM AT STAVKROA, COME HERE!
-…in my face. -Hey.
-Oh, shit… What's up? -Hey.
-Good to see you. -Yeah…
So cool that you came.
Can we talk?
Yeah, yeah.
I…
-Do you wanna go inside-- -No, no.
Okay, then.
I don't really get…
I don't know what I'm supposed to do--
What do you want me to do
for you to delete that video?
You don't have to do anything.
But I'm thinking…
If you wanna take a cab home with me, we can pick up where we left off.
Does pressuring girls into having sex make you horny? Is that what's happening?
-No, it's not. -Is that what's happening?
No, that's not what's happening. What the fuck? You're crazy!
-What's happening? -You're crazy. That's what's happening.
No! Okay, maybe.
But I'd rather be a crazy virgin for the rest of my life
than sleep with a disgusting, pathetic asshole like you.
What the fuck?
-Hey. -Excuse me.
-Yes, but you can't come inside. -What do you mean?
First of all, there is a line.
-Yes, I know that. -Second of all, you're too drunk.
-Yes, but-- -No, no. Listen.
Do you know who I am?
Yes, I know very well who you are, Your Majesty.
But you are too drunk.
So if the princess turned around,
went home and drank water, I think that would be a good idea.
Okay. What the fuck… This is not okay.
Hey!
Are you okay?
Are you lost?
Hold up.
Aren't you the princess of Norway?
What are you doing here?
I mean… Your Majesty.
Does the princess need help with anything?
Yes.
Should I drive you home?
No, you can drive me to your place,
then, we can fuck.
Huh?
Yeah, you heard me.
No, you're joking.
No.
No, the thing is, I have to go home, and I can drop you off…
Fine.
You can't go outside all on your own, Your Majesty…
Your Majesty!
You can't just run off like that!
-Careful, there's water and rocks… -Oh! Shit!
-It's dangerous… -It's insane.
-A girl like you can't just… -No.
I can take you home.
TO JENS
I'M SLEEPING AT INGRID'S WILL YOU TELL MOM AND DAD?
FROM JENS OKAY. ENJOY YOURSELF.
Oh!
What is… What is…
Hey. Hey!
Hey… I don't think it's a good idea.
But… Yes. It's… It's a little messy here.
But you can take the bed, and I'll take the couch.
I'll just get it ready.
So…
Hey! Hey!
Relax. Not to be a dick, but you're very drunk.
No, I'm not.
Yeah, you are. The bed is ready though.
Do you want a glass of water?
Could a drunk person do…
No, no, no. Please, be careful. Please. Don't drop it. Okay?
-Two seconds. Relax. -Be careful…
You know you have to sleep with me, right?
You have to.
It's your consti…
Consistu…
Stistutional…
-Constitutional. -Duty, actually.
And I don't have to do anything, okay?
Fine.
Is there nothing that tempts you?
Am I doing something wrong?
Listen.
You're Norway's most beautiful woman,
no doubt about it.
But this is so wrong.
Are you okay?
Do you need any… water?
Hey. Wait. Let me hold your hair.
-Hiya. -Hey.
-So… -Don't ask.
Okay.
-Am I supposed to stand on that with you? -You're coming with me.
Isn't it good enough?
-No, it's not that. -No?
-That's more than enough. -Hop on, then.
Yeah.
There.
-Thank you. -No worries.
No, I… I mean it. Thank you so much.
Very nice of you to do that.
Oh. Those aren't mine.
Why are they in your purse?
Can I just get…
Do you know how addictive benzos are?
-I mean it. It's dangerous. -Yeah…
Can you stop meddling, please?
Okay.
-See you. -Bye.
Arnie!
-You should come visit us next time. -See you. Bye.
-My good man. -Thank you.
-Good bye. -Good to see you again.
-Thanks. -See you.
-Bye.
Thanks for… the skiing trip.
I'll see you around.
Yeah, see you.
And now, it's time for
a film!
Sorry to disturb, but I got a call from the communications team.
It is about a video that has been leaked.
The Royal Palace has called a press conference with the princess.
We have to go immediately.
Margrethe?
What is it?
You don't need to say it verbatim. Use your own words.
Most importantly, you have to grovel.
I know it's hard, but just try to keep it together.
Think about something nice.
Like what?
Puppies, kittens, whatever.
Anything, really.
-Are you okay, Margrethe? -One sec.
Hi, sweetheart.
Are you nervous?
Very.
I really get that.
It probably feels like the world is about to collapse, but
everything will be okay.
I am confident.
Our press people know what they're doing.
Is that what…
you tell yourself?
When you're with your mistress?
That the PR people will take care of it?
My mistress?
I'm not stupid, Dad. I know what you're up to.
I don't have a mistress.
Okay.
I have a lover.
A man.
That is to say, I had a lover.
A boyfriend.
His name is Martin.
The reason that I've been away so much recently,
is that he's dying.
Of cancer.
Does Mom know?
Yeah.
Is that why…?
Is that why you're so fucked up all the time?
You are completely…
-Because Dad is actually gay, and… -Margrethe.
Is that why I'm so fucked up?
Because you've lied to me? You've lied to me!
-No, we haven't lied to you. -You've lied to me!
My whole life!
Listen, Mom and I love each other very much.
We're trying to help you, Margrethe.
Yes, or…
The hospital. When I was admitted. That…
That helped a lot.
We could probably have handled that a lot better, but…
You have to understand the pressure we're under.
We're not like regular people.
We can't live like everybody else.
You can do this.
My darling.
You're the strongest of us all.
It's okay.
-But I have to… -I'll come with you.
-Are you feeling okay? -Yeah.
Take deep breaths and do as we practiced earlier.
-Princess! -How are you?
Does the princess have a drug problem?
Will the princess apologize to the Norwegian people?
Does the content in the video have anything to do with the hospital stay?
Hold on one moment, the princess will answer your questions shortly.
First of all, I have to say that I am deeply sorry for everything.
I apologize
to the Norwegian people, and to my loved ones.
And I promise that nothing like this will ever, ever happen…
It's just that I'm…
I just feel stressed out…
Not stressed out, but…
Scared.
I'm scared all the time.
About everything.
I'm so goddamn lonely.
And the thing about the drugs
and the alcohol…
It makes me feel like everyone else.
I wish I was
cooler or better and more clever, but…
I'm not.
I've tried, but
I'm just me.
I am Margrethe.
So that is…
…all I have to say.
Thank you.
-Princess? -Is the princess addicted?
As we have told you,
the princess has recently had a very hard time.
-Hello! Hey! -Hey!
How does it feel?
Scary, but good.
-That was so cool. -Thanks.
-We're so proud of you. -Thanks.
Answer it.
-You're so… -Hello?
Yeah, I'm sure that someone out there calls me DJ Arnie.
It's a little scary. I think the PR lady hates me.
You think so?
-You got great feedback. -You did.
Yeah.
What's going on?
What's up?
I was just asked to warm up for TÖS.
-Huh? -Seriously?
Are you joking?
-No. I mean it! -Are you serious?
-Arnie! -Oh my God.
-That's so fucking cool. -Congrats!
Can we come?
Of course, I've got backstage passes.
It'll be so cool.
Hey.
-I just wanted to say… -Isn't the Arnie thing cool?
Sorry, what…
did you want to say?
I'm sorry for what happened in Hemsedal.
Don't worry about it. It's okay.
It's not okay.
It was really…
You're not stupid.
Maybe not, but I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed either.
The reason that I…
did that and tried to act all superior was…
-You're so much better than me. -No!
You are.
No, I'm not.
-Yeah, you are. -No.
You're a good friend. You're patient.
Everyone loves you. You're kind.
You're creative and caring, you're like…
everything I wish I was.
Can you forgive me?
Of course I can.
-Do you mean that? -Yeah.
-Math. -Math.
Should we ditch it?
Huh?
I'm the world's worst role model these days,
and you're failing anyway.
That's a great point.
-Did you catch the news, by the way? -No, what's up?
Fanny's got a girlfriend.
Wow.
A senior.
I thought Arnie and Fanny had a thing.
Oh. No, no.
No?
No. Or at least they're done now.
I see.
I think it was just a one-time thing anyway…
I also want to apologize.
For what?
For nagging you like that.
No. Stop it.
It's okay. You're forgiven.
Thanks.
I just…
I know you've had a rough time recently.
I thought it could help if you got a boyfriend or something.
But I hear how stupid that sounds when I say it out loud.
No, stop it.
But
it's not always easy when you keep it all inside all the time.
Hey.
I know you're disappointed in me,
but I just had to.
I'm not disappointed in you.
You're not?
No…
What is it, then?
It's Martin.
He…
Is he dead?
Hey…
There will be a memorial service tomorrow night.
You have to go.
I can't.
Yes, you can.
Now it's your turn to be brave, all right?
It's not that easy.
Yes, it is, actually.
Come here.
I'm sorry.
Why?
Because your mom and I are such shit.
-You're not. -Yes, we are.
Okay, maybe just a little, sometimes.
Not all the time, just sometimes.
But I'm fine.
I'm in control.
Are you sure?
Pretty sure.
-I love you. -I love you too.
No, thank you. I'm sticking to lower alcohol levels today.
-Come on, Lena! -There you go.
Ah. Thanks.
Who got us a spot on a party bus?
It was Margrethe.
-Seriously? -Yeah.
Margrethe is connected, you know.
Yeah, I didn't mean it that way… I just…
-You're not really the type to… -The type to…
To…
I don't know, let your hair down, or something.
I just thought that you thought that Russ celebrations
are a little tacky.
It's not exactly the kind of partying where you have stemware.
It's a good thing.
No one here has any idea how to drink from stemware, so…
I have something for you.
THE QUEEN
There you go. It fits perfectly, and it's well deserved.
There's just one challenge left, then.
Keep that brother of mine in check.
Other than that, we're all good.
Thank you.
Okay, people. Get up and dance. Come on. Come on!
-Cheers! Cheers! -Cheers!
Hello?
Hey, Arnie! What's up? Are you okay? Sound check okay? I don't know.
I can't play after all.
Sorry, this isn't happening. I don't belong on that stage.
No, relax. It'll be great.
But what if it won't?
Then it'll go to hell.
No, but I'm not good enough. I'll fuck it up.
No, you're so good. You're fucking amazing.
You're fucking amazing, Arnie. They'll love you.
Sorry, I can't. Tell the others that they don't need to come.
No.
Arnie?
Hello?
I'm looking for my friend. He's playing. Warming up for you, actually.
-DJ… Yes! -DJ Arnie. Yes, yes.
-Have you seen him? -He's cute.
But have you seen him?
Haven't I seen you somewhere?
Maybe.
Have we…?
-Oh, have we… No, no. -Are you sure?
Margrethe?
What are you doing here?
I'm here to save you, for once.
You can't pull out.
It's just a gig.
Fine, it's just a gig,
and you're allowed to pull out if you want to, but…
If you just don't have the guts, or…
You're too good for that.
But this is serious.
I've been doing this for fun. I can't share the stage with TÖS.
No? And it's unexpected. People think I can snowboard…
I think you'll crush them.
And you're a hundred times more charming
than that TÖS guy.
Do you mean that?
Yeah.
Okay.
I'll come with you.
We're almost ready for our headliner.
TÖS is ready to give you all a wild party.
But first, a young up and coming and hyped artist.
Give it up for DJ Arnie!
Arnie! Arnie! Arnie!
Hey! How are you all feeling?
Hey, hey! Sorry. I…
Just some technical issues, but we'll be right back.
I'm sorry, I'm fucked up And I know it, I don't give a fuck
What's up? Lifting up the phone Life is calling me, but I'm hanging up
I'm a party boy, making a mosh pit Wearing some jeans, I go batshit
I'm a rock star I am fucked up!
People have called me Twice, three, four times
I am hurt, my wounds need a band aid
They say we need to find Something else to do
But you can't kill the child in me
'Cause there lives a little devil in me
No, you can't kill the child in me
'Cause there lives a little devil in me
You won't kill the child in me
Subtitles by: Ekaterina Pliassova